We would like to take this opportunity to announce that, effective tomorrow, we will be resigning our jobs at the Christian Chronicle and OU Medical Center to enter the exciting world of automotive sales.
We’ll be working for Big Red Sports and Imports in scenic Norman, Okla. After doing the math, we’ve discovered that they pay their employees a minimum of $69 per hour.
If we both put in 40-hour weeks, our combined income for the next fiscal year will be about $291,000.
Plus, they've got dental.
Though neither of us have a lot of experience selling cars, it is our understanding that Big Red has a pretty liberal policy on such matters.
So come on down and see us, friends. That’s Big Red Sports and Imports, I-35 … NORMAN!
http://www.channeloklahoma.com/sports/9619076/detail.html
(Special thanks to Tamie for the link to the photo!)
3 comments:
Tell Rhett hi for me when you start your new job. I hear he was salesman of the month last July....
What they didn't put in your's and Jeanie's employment contracts was the mandatory uniform:
http://i3.tinypic.com/23ht0rq.jpg
Or the publicity photos you'll be shooting during your long breaks:
http://i6.tinypic.com/23hm2za.jpg
Great link.
Good luck with the new job, :-)
Shalom,
Bobby Valentine
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